1 00:00:02,135 --> 00:00:05,205 (upbeat theme music) 2 00:00:42,342 --> 00:00:45,378 (upbeat theme music) 3 00:00:49,249 --> 00:00:50,450 (door opens) 4 00:00:50,483 --> 00:00:51,451 - Hi, Sarah. 5 00:00:51,484 --> 00:00:53,353 - Not now, Monroe. 6 00:00:53,386 --> 00:00:55,255 - But I have to talk to you. It's it's important. 7 00:00:55,288 --> 00:00:56,322 - Later Monroe. 8 00:00:56,356 --> 00:00:57,457 (door creaking) 9 00:00:57,490 --> 00:00:59,359 (audience laughing lightly) 10 00:00:59,392 --> 00:01:00,527 - Oh, you want me to come back when your neck gets better? 11 00:01:00,560 --> 00:01:02,295 (audience laughing loudly) 12 00:01:02,328 --> 00:01:04,064 Monroe! 13 00:01:04,097 --> 00:01:05,465 I have company. 14 00:01:05,498 --> 00:01:08,101 Wayne Hartfield, the football player. 15 00:01:08,134 --> 00:01:09,069 - Oh. 16 00:01:09,069 --> 00:01:10,270 Hi! 17 00:01:10,303 --> 00:01:12,272 You're number 57. 18 00:01:12,305 --> 00:01:15,075 I didn't recognize you without your shoulder pads. 19 00:01:15,075 --> 00:01:16,876 Boy, I'm a big fan of yours. 20 00:01:16,910 --> 00:01:18,078 I go to all the games 21 00:01:18,078 --> 00:01:19,979 and yell DEFENSE, DEFENSE! 22 00:01:20,080 --> 00:01:21,348 (audience laughing hysterically) 23 00:01:21,381 --> 00:01:23,116 You're truly my hero. 24 00:01:23,149 --> 00:01:24,117 (Monroe giggling excitedly) 25 00:01:24,150 --> 00:01:25,251 - Oh! Thanks! 26 00:01:25,285 --> 00:01:27,387 - Yeah! Get rid of the dumb job. 27 00:01:27,420 --> 00:01:29,456 (audience laughing) 28 00:01:29,489 --> 00:01:30,590 - Goodbye Monroe! 29 00:01:30,623 --> 00:01:32,459 - Goodbye, number 57. 30 00:01:32,492 --> 00:01:34,494 (door slamming) 31 00:01:34,527 --> 00:01:36,096 - Sorry, Wayne. 32 00:01:37,130 --> 00:01:38,098 Now where were we? 33 00:01:38,131 --> 00:01:40,400 - I don't remember. 34 00:01:40,433 --> 00:01:43,470 But why don't we take it from the top? 35 00:01:44,437 --> 00:01:45,538 Your top? 36 00:01:45,572 --> 00:01:49,376 (audience giggling loudly) 37 00:01:49,409 --> 00:01:52,212 - Wayne, I'm very attracted to you, 38 00:01:52,245 --> 00:01:54,948 but I invited you here to study 39 00:01:54,981 --> 00:01:57,117 and that's exactly what we're going to do. 40 00:01:58,218 --> 00:01:59,619 For now. 41 00:01:59,652 --> 00:02:02,155 - Okay. But it's not easy with a tutor 42 00:02:02,188 --> 00:02:04,057 as put together like you. 43 00:02:04,090 --> 00:02:06,159 Could you put on some glasses or something? 44 00:02:06,192 --> 00:02:08,194 Preferably the kind with the rubber nose and the mustache? 45 00:02:08,228 --> 00:02:09,596 (audience laughing loudly) 46 00:02:09,629 --> 00:02:10,597 (Sarah laughing shyly) 47 00:02:10,630 --> 00:02:13,400 (door bell rings) 48 00:02:13,433 --> 00:02:16,136 Suit of armor wouldn't hurt either. 49 00:02:17,971 --> 00:02:18,638 - Yes? 50 00:02:19,973 --> 00:02:21,541 - So that's what you look like. 51 00:02:22,609 --> 00:02:24,244 - I beg your pardon? 52 00:02:24,277 --> 00:02:25,378 - I had a feeling he'd go for a body 53 00:02:25,412 --> 00:02:28,448 but this is overdoing it. 54 00:02:28,481 --> 00:02:30,116 (audience laughs) 55 00:02:30,150 --> 00:02:31,251 - I think you have the wrong address. 56 00:02:31,284 --> 00:02:33,119 - Is something the matter? 57 00:02:33,153 --> 00:02:34,521 - I haven't the slightest idea who this woman is 58 00:02:34,554 --> 00:02:35,855 or what she's even talking about. 59 00:02:35,889 --> 00:02:38,324 - Does Alex know about him? 60 00:02:38,358 --> 00:02:40,093 (audience laughing reluctantly) 61 00:02:40,126 --> 00:02:41,461 - Who is Alex? 62 00:02:41,494 --> 00:02:43,363 - Oh, you are wonderful. 63 00:02:43,396 --> 00:02:44,364 (Brunette woman clapping hands) 64 00:02:44,397 --> 00:02:46,266 I mean, sensational. 65 00:02:46,299 --> 00:02:47,634 For the best actress in the role of a husband stealer, 66 00:02:47,667 --> 00:02:50,203 the winner is whatever your name is. 67 00:02:50,236 --> 00:02:52,605 - I don't know your husband. I never met your husband. 68 00:02:52,639 --> 00:02:53,473 - Sarah! 69 00:02:53,506 --> 00:02:54,474 - Hi mom! 70 00:02:54,507 --> 00:02:56,109 - What's going on here? 71 00:02:56,109 --> 00:02:57,477 - Am I glad to see you! 72 00:02:57,510 --> 00:02:59,379 This woman barged in here 73 00:02:59,412 --> 00:03:01,581 and accused me of fooling around with her husband. 74 00:03:01,614 --> 00:03:02,515 - What? 75 00:03:02,549 --> 00:03:04,384 (Muriel scoffs) 76 00:03:04,417 --> 00:03:06,920 - Look, I don't know what your husband told you, 77 00:03:06,953 --> 00:03:08,588 but I know my daughter. 78 00:03:08,621 --> 00:03:11,658 She's a respectable girl with a great deal of integrity. 79 00:03:11,691 --> 00:03:13,493 - Thank you mom. 80 00:03:13,526 --> 00:03:16,596 - So would you just take your husband 81 00:03:16,629 --> 00:03:18,565 and get him out of here? 82 00:03:18,598 --> 00:03:19,899 (audience laughing) 83 00:03:19,933 --> 00:03:21,334 (Wayne scoffing nervously) 84 00:03:21,368 --> 00:03:23,169 - Mom, mom, this isn't her husband. 85 00:03:23,203 --> 00:03:24,070 This is a friend of mine from school, Wayne Hartfield. 86 00:03:24,070 --> 00:03:24,904 - At number 57. 87 00:03:24,938 --> 00:03:26,072 - Oh hi, sorry. 88 00:03:26,072 --> 00:03:27,173 - Pleased to meet you Mrs. Rush. 89 00:03:27,207 --> 00:03:28,575 Sarah, I think I better go. 90 00:03:28,608 --> 00:03:30,443 - But you haven't learned anything yet! 91 00:03:30,477 --> 00:03:31,444 - Oh. Yes I have! 92 00:03:31,478 --> 00:03:33,380 (audience laughing) 93 00:03:33,413 --> 00:03:35,281 I've learned there's a lot of craziness going on here 94 00:03:35,315 --> 00:03:37,384 and I'm not going to screw up my football scholarship. 95 00:03:37,417 --> 00:03:39,853 Sarah, I want to be a pro. 96 00:03:39,886 --> 00:03:40,920 (audience laughing and clapping hands) 97 00:03:40,954 --> 00:03:42,555 (Muriel sighing loudly) 98 00:03:42,589 --> 00:03:44,424 - Would you mind telling me who you are 99 00:03:44,457 --> 00:03:45,892 and what's this all about? 100 00:03:45,925 --> 00:03:47,560 - My name is Veronica Stewart 101 00:03:47,594 --> 00:03:49,529 and all I want is for your daughter 102 00:03:49,562 --> 00:03:51,931 to stop seeing my husband. 103 00:03:51,965 --> 00:03:53,633 - Sarah? 104 00:03:53,667 --> 00:03:55,502 - It isn't true. I would never date a married man. 105 00:03:57,270 --> 00:03:59,639 - Mrs. Stewart, I think you've made a terrible mistake. 106 00:03:59,673 --> 00:04:00,607 You'd better leave. 107 00:04:02,509 --> 00:04:04,411 - Alright. Alright. 108 00:04:04,444 --> 00:04:07,280 It's probably stupid of me to come here in the first place. 109 00:04:09,082 --> 00:04:12,285 I hope you and Alex will be very miserable together. 110 00:04:12,318 --> 00:04:15,588 (audience laughing) 111 00:04:15,622 --> 00:04:16,456 - Boy... 112 00:04:16,489 --> 00:04:18,291 (closes door) 113 00:04:18,324 --> 00:04:20,193 They must be giving up passes at the funny farm today. 114 00:04:20,226 --> 00:04:22,929 - I don't know. She sounded awfully convincing. 115 00:04:24,064 --> 00:04:26,332 - Mom, I swear! 116 00:04:27,567 --> 00:04:28,868 - I believe you. 117 00:04:30,236 --> 00:04:32,906 She just must've had the wrong address, 118 00:04:32,939 --> 00:04:34,240 but she sure sounded like someone 119 00:04:34,274 --> 00:04:36,209 whose marriage is coming apart. 120 00:04:36,242 --> 00:04:37,911 (door opens) 121 00:04:37,944 --> 00:04:38,878 - Hi everybody. 122 00:04:38,912 --> 00:04:40,313 - Oh, hi. 123 00:04:40,347 --> 00:04:41,881 - I can't talk. I have to shower and dress. 124 00:04:41,915 --> 00:04:42,882 I've got a date. 125 00:04:42,916 --> 00:04:44,551 - Again? 126 00:04:44,584 --> 00:04:46,119 - Jackie don't ask what went on here this afternoon. 127 00:04:46,152 --> 00:04:47,587 - All right, I won't. 128 00:04:47,620 --> 00:04:49,255 - This crazy woman rang the doorbell 129 00:04:49,289 --> 00:04:50,990 and told me to stop seeing her husband. 130 00:04:51,091 --> 00:04:52,926 - She said her name was Mrs. Stewart. 131 00:04:54,461 --> 00:04:55,895 - Alex's wife? 132 00:04:57,397 --> 00:04:59,299 How did she find out where I lived? 133 00:05:03,269 --> 00:05:04,304 - Henry. 134 00:05:04,337 --> 00:05:05,438 Henry. I. 135 00:05:05,472 --> 00:05:06,439 I have to talk to you. 136 00:05:06,473 --> 00:05:08,375 - Not now, Muriel. 137 00:05:08,408 --> 00:05:10,210 Not now, unless you've got a funny idea for my strip. 138 00:05:10,243 --> 00:05:11,611 - Sarah was studying with this football player 139 00:05:11,644 --> 00:05:12,946 when the strange woman came to the door. 140 00:05:13,046 --> 00:05:13,880 - Ah, it's not funny enough! 141 00:05:13,913 --> 00:05:15,048 (audience laughing) 142 00:05:15,048 --> 00:05:16,049 - This is extremely serious. 143 00:05:16,049 --> 00:05:17,350 - Okay. All right. 144 00:05:17,384 --> 00:05:18,885 All right, Muriel. 145 00:05:18,918 --> 00:05:20,053 Might as well quit.I've had a lousy day 146 00:05:20,086 --> 00:05:21,955 and I'm in a foul mood 147 00:05:22,055 --> 00:05:25,358 and nothing you can tell me can make things any worse. 148 00:05:25,392 --> 00:05:27,127 - It's our daughter. 149 00:05:27,160 --> 00:05:28,395 - You're off to a good start. 150 00:05:28,428 --> 00:05:29,529 (audience laughing) 151 00:05:29,562 --> 00:05:31,064 - Jackie has a new boyfriend. 152 00:05:31,064 --> 00:05:32,065 (Henry laughing sarcastically) 153 00:05:32,065 --> 00:05:33,867 - You know, Muriel, 154 00:05:33,900 --> 00:05:36,369 I'm a little tired of taking a bum rap around here 155 00:05:36,403 --> 00:05:38,071 every time one of our daughters has a new boyfriend. 156 00:05:38,071 --> 00:05:39,873 It's assumed that I'm not going to like him. 157 00:05:39,906 --> 00:05:42,108 I want my daughters to have an active social life. 158 00:05:42,142 --> 00:05:46,079 I happen to be a very understanding, very supportive father. 159 00:05:46,079 --> 00:05:47,080 - He's married. 160 00:05:47,080 --> 00:05:48,081 - I'll kill her! 161 00:05:48,081 --> 00:05:49,082 (audience laughing) 162 00:05:49,082 --> 00:05:50,083 - Where are you going? 163 00:05:50,083 --> 00:05:51,951 (audience laughing) 164 00:05:51,985 --> 00:05:52,852 - Downstairs. Going to talk some sense into Jackie's head. 165 00:05:52,886 --> 00:05:54,320 (loud footsteps) 166 00:05:54,354 --> 00:05:56,222 - Hi dad. 167 00:05:56,256 --> 00:05:57,624 - I can't talk. I've got to take care of something. 168 00:05:57,657 --> 00:05:59,092 (door slams) 169 00:05:59,092 --> 00:06:00,393 (audience laughs lightly) 170 00:06:00,427 --> 00:06:02,028 (door opens) 171 00:06:02,062 --> 00:06:03,463 (Henry chortles) 172 00:06:03,496 --> 00:06:04,330 (audience laughing) 173 00:06:04,364 --> 00:06:05,465 (door closes) 174 00:06:05,498 --> 00:06:07,133 - When did you two get here? 175 00:06:07,167 --> 00:06:09,069 They came up with me. I asked them to wait. 176 00:06:09,102 --> 00:06:12,272 - Jackie, what's this I hear about you and a married man? 177 00:06:12,305 --> 00:06:14,074 - He's not married. He's separated. 178 00:06:14,107 --> 00:06:15,241 - The same thing. 179 00:06:15,275 --> 00:06:17,110 - No, it's not. 180 00:06:17,143 --> 00:06:19,045 - Technically, Jackie happens to be right, dad. 181 00:06:19,045 --> 00:06:20,914 - You keep out of this. I'll deal with you later! 182 00:06:20,947 --> 00:06:22,182 - What are you yelling at me for? 183 00:06:22,215 --> 00:06:23,917 - Because you're her sister! 184 00:06:23,950 --> 00:06:25,585 (audience laughing) 185 00:06:25,618 --> 00:06:27,887 You should've told us that she was dating a married man. 186 00:06:27,921 --> 00:06:30,256 - He's not married! He's separated! 187 00:06:30,290 --> 00:06:32,258 - I didn't know she was dating a married guy. 188 00:06:32,292 --> 00:06:33,960 - Don't you interrupt again! 189 00:06:34,060 --> 00:06:35,328 (audience laughing) 190 00:06:40,233 --> 00:06:41,101 Jackie? 191 00:06:42,168 --> 00:06:43,470 Who is this man? 192 00:06:43,503 --> 00:06:45,105 - His name is Alex Stewart. 193 00:06:45,138 --> 00:06:47,273 And he happens to be a wonderful guy. 194 00:06:47,307 --> 00:06:49,809 - If he's so wonderful, why did he leave his wife? 195 00:06:49,843 --> 00:06:52,479 - He didn't leave her. She left him. 196 00:06:52,512 --> 00:06:54,948 - But doesn't that tell you something? 197 00:06:54,981 --> 00:06:57,817 A woman doesn't leave a man if he's so wonderful. 198 00:06:57,851 --> 00:06:59,552 There has to be a reason for it! 199 00:06:59,586 --> 00:07:01,421 - Henry, don't get so upset! 200 00:07:01,454 --> 00:07:02,422 (knocking on the door) 201 00:07:02,455 --> 00:07:04,391 - I am not upset. 202 00:07:04,424 --> 00:07:05,525 You're listening to a father 203 00:07:05,558 --> 00:07:07,293 telling his daughter that 204 00:07:07,327 --> 00:07:10,163 she's behaving like a damn fool idiot. 205 00:07:10,196 --> 00:07:11,831 (door opens) 206 00:07:11,865 --> 00:07:12,932 - Ha! How'd you know it was me, Mr. Rush? 207 00:07:13,033 --> 00:07:14,067 (audience laughing) 208 00:07:14,100 --> 00:07:15,201 - What do you want, Monroe? 209 00:07:15,235 --> 00:07:16,269 - Oh, I have to talk to you. 210 00:07:16,302 --> 00:07:17,137 It's really important. 211 00:07:17,170 --> 00:07:18,204 - We're busy! 212 00:07:18,238 --> 00:07:19,939 We're having a squabble. 213 00:07:20,040 --> 00:07:22,042 - Oh, I love that game. Can I play? 214 00:07:22,075 --> 00:07:23,410 (audience laughing) 215 00:07:23,443 --> 00:07:24,811 - It's not Scrabble. It's squabble! 216 00:07:24,844 --> 00:07:26,279 (audience laughing) 217 00:07:26,312 --> 00:07:28,214 - Oh, I don't know how to play that. 218 00:07:28,248 --> 00:07:30,884 (audience laughing) 219 00:07:30,917 --> 00:07:32,252 Come back later, Monroe! 220 00:07:32,285 --> 00:07:35,522 (knocking on the door) 221 00:07:35,555 --> 00:07:36,823 - Any special time? 222 00:07:36,856 --> 00:07:37,924 - Yes. Never! 223 00:07:37,957 --> 00:07:38,925 (door slams) 224 00:07:38,958 --> 00:07:42,195 (audience laughing) 225 00:07:42,228 --> 00:07:43,863 - All right, young lady. 226 00:07:43,897 --> 00:07:45,432 - Dad, look, before you go any further, 227 00:07:45,465 --> 00:07:46,533 will you hear me out? 228 00:07:49,469 --> 00:07:50,937 Alex is a good man. 229 00:07:50,970 --> 00:07:54,240 He's gentle and sweet. 230 00:07:54,274 --> 00:07:56,576 And he has all the old fashioned values. 231 00:07:56,609 --> 00:07:58,445 - Where did you meet him? 232 00:07:58,478 --> 00:08:00,180 - Well, he comes into my bank. 233 00:08:00,213 --> 00:08:02,082 He's a stock broker. 234 00:08:02,115 --> 00:08:04,918 Well, he and his wife have been married for six years. 235 00:08:05,018 --> 00:08:07,020 They separated about a month ago 236 00:08:07,053 --> 00:08:10,090 and he was lonely and he asked me out. 237 00:08:10,123 --> 00:08:13,159 And I've been dating him for the past two weeks. 238 00:08:13,193 --> 00:08:16,129 And I see no reason why I shouldn't continue to date him. 239 00:08:16,162 --> 00:08:17,364 - Oh, sweetheart! 240 00:08:17,397 --> 00:08:19,299 It's just that, 241 00:08:19,332 --> 00:08:21,568 that you could be wasting your time. 242 00:08:21,601 --> 00:08:23,503 He'll probably go back to his wife 243 00:08:23,536 --> 00:08:27,073 or use you as a stopover on his way to someone else. 244 00:08:27,107 --> 00:08:29,242 Either way you could get hurt. 245 00:08:29,275 --> 00:08:34,280 - Mom, dad, Alex and I aren't into anything really serious. 246 00:08:35,348 --> 00:08:36,449 We enjoy each other's company. 247 00:08:36,483 --> 00:08:37,450 That's all. 248 00:08:39,219 --> 00:08:41,054 What's wrong with just having a nice relationship? 249 00:08:41,087 --> 00:08:43,156 - Because nice relationships don't just stand still. 250 00:08:43,189 --> 00:08:45,158 They have to go somewhere or die out. 251 00:08:46,960 --> 00:08:49,162 Your mother is right. You're going to get hurt. 252 00:08:49,195 --> 00:08:51,264 - Well then allow me to get hurt 253 00:08:51,297 --> 00:08:53,366 and allow me to experience it. 254 00:08:53,400 --> 00:08:55,068 I'm 21. 255 00:08:55,068 --> 00:08:58,171 I really have to be in charge of my own life. 256 00:08:58,204 --> 00:09:00,440 (door opens) 257 00:09:00,473 --> 00:09:01,574 (door closes) 258 00:09:01,608 --> 00:09:03,109 (Sarah clearing her throat) 259 00:09:03,143 --> 00:09:04,010 - Did you notice? 260 00:09:07,147 --> 00:09:08,248 - Notice what? 261 00:09:08,281 --> 00:09:09,616 - That I didn't interrupt? 262 00:09:09,649 --> 00:09:12,552 (audience laughing) 263 00:09:12,585 --> 00:09:17,123 - Yes. Yes. You're. You're a nice girl, Sarah. 264 00:09:19,059 --> 00:09:22,328 Sarah, you you'd never do anything to break our hearts, 265 00:09:22,362 --> 00:09:23,196 would you? 266 00:09:23,229 --> 00:09:24,197 - Of course not! 267 00:09:24,230 --> 00:09:25,832 (giggling in unison) 268 00:09:25,865 --> 00:09:27,467 - That's our baby! 269 00:09:27,500 --> 00:09:29,069 - Why? What have you heard? 270 00:09:29,102 --> 00:09:30,503 (audience laughing loudly) 271 00:09:31,037 --> 00:09:34,274 (upbeat music fades in) 272 00:09:39,079 --> 00:09:41,314 - You made yourself a whole pizza? 273 00:09:43,149 --> 00:09:45,051 - This was the smallest one we had in the freezer. 274 00:09:45,051 --> 00:09:47,220 We always buy for two and you never eat home anymore. 275 00:09:47,253 --> 00:09:48,221 (audience laughing lightly) 276 00:09:48,254 --> 00:09:50,090 - Don't knock it. 277 00:09:50,123 --> 00:09:52,058 Alex has been taking me to the best restaurants in town. 278 00:09:52,092 --> 00:09:54,527 - Sure. You get wined and dined every night, 279 00:09:54,561 --> 00:09:57,197 while I sit here, stuffing myself. 280 00:09:57,230 --> 00:09:58,631 (audience laughing) 281 00:09:58,665 --> 00:10:00,333 I'm starting to feel like a trash can. 282 00:10:02,168 --> 00:10:03,636 - You're starting to look like you're sitting on one. 283 00:10:03,670 --> 00:10:05,405 (audience laughing loudly) 284 00:10:05,438 --> 00:10:06,406 - That did it! 285 00:10:06,439 --> 00:10:08,041 (book slams on the sofa) 286 00:10:08,074 --> 00:10:09,609 - [Jackie] Besides, if I were you I'd start 287 00:10:09,642 --> 00:10:12,412 getting used to the idea of shopping for one. 288 00:10:12,445 --> 00:10:14,981 - [Sarah] What is that supposed to mean? 289 00:10:15,015 --> 00:10:16,649 It means that somewhere down the line, 290 00:10:16,683 --> 00:10:19,552 your sister may not be living here anymore. 291 00:10:19,586 --> 00:10:23,189 - You think Alex is going to ask you to move in with him? 292 00:10:23,223 --> 00:10:25,358 - It's very possible! 293 00:10:25,392 --> 00:10:27,293 - Jackie, that wouldn't be fair! 294 00:10:28,361 --> 00:10:30,030 - You can find another roommate. 295 00:10:30,063 --> 00:10:31,464 - No, not to me. 296 00:10:31,498 --> 00:10:33,299 To dad. You know how opposed he is 297 00:10:33,333 --> 00:10:36,002 to people living together who aren't married. 298 00:10:36,036 --> 00:10:37,737 He's still angry with Lee Marvin. 299 00:10:37,771 --> 00:10:39,639 (audience laughing loudly) 300 00:10:39,673 --> 00:10:41,274 (door slams) 301 00:10:41,307 --> 00:10:43,043 - Sarah! I'm not going to move in with him 302 00:10:43,076 --> 00:10:45,011 unless I'm sure to lead to something. 303 00:10:46,212 --> 00:10:48,114 - You mean you may get married? 304 00:10:48,148 --> 00:10:49,115 (Jackie scoffs) 305 00:10:49,149 --> 00:10:50,183 - Well, it could happen. 306 00:10:50,216 --> 00:10:52,018 - He proposed to you? 307 00:10:52,052 --> 00:10:54,120 - Well, no, not exactly. 308 00:10:55,955 --> 00:10:57,657 But last night after dinner, 309 00:10:57,691 --> 00:10:59,259 we were walking back to his car 310 00:10:59,292 --> 00:11:01,528 and Alex stopped at a jewelry store. 311 00:11:01,561 --> 00:11:03,296 He pointed out this beautiful bracelet in the window 312 00:11:03,329 --> 00:11:05,598 and he asked me if I liked it. 313 00:11:05,632 --> 00:11:06,933 - What did you say? 314 00:11:06,966 --> 00:11:07,967 - What do you think I said? 315 00:11:08,068 --> 00:11:09,636 It was gorgeous! 316 00:11:09,669 --> 00:11:12,072 It was made up of all these gold hearts with tiny diamonds. 317 00:11:12,105 --> 00:11:14,507 - Did he say he was going to buy for you? 318 00:11:14,541 --> 00:11:16,509 - Well, no... 319 00:11:16,543 --> 00:11:18,345 But it was the way he asked... 320 00:11:18,378 --> 00:11:21,648 Very casually, trying not to give me a hint. 321 00:11:21,681 --> 00:11:24,084 Which is the biggest hint of all. 322 00:11:24,084 --> 00:11:26,453 - Really? I have to remember that. 323 00:11:26,486 --> 00:11:28,288 (audience laughing) 324 00:11:28,321 --> 00:11:32,459 - You know? I'll bet that's where he is right now. 325 00:11:32,492 --> 00:11:34,994 He said he had this late appointment. 326 00:11:35,095 --> 00:11:36,696 He's probably buying a bracelet 327 00:11:36,730 --> 00:11:38,865 and he's going to surprise me with it tonight! 328 00:11:42,836 --> 00:11:44,104 (footsteps walking hurriedly) 329 00:11:44,137 --> 00:11:45,105 (door opens) 330 00:11:45,138 --> 00:11:46,106 (Muriel sighs loudly) 331 00:11:46,106 --> 00:11:47,807 Oh, hi Monroe. 332 00:11:47,841 --> 00:11:49,442 - Mrs. Rush. 333 00:11:49,476 --> 00:11:50,510 - Hmm. I thought it might be Henry. 334 00:11:50,543 --> 00:11:51,911 - Mr. Rush isn't at home? 335 00:11:51,945 --> 00:11:53,480 - No, he isn't. I'm getting worried. 336 00:11:53,513 --> 00:11:55,115 He isn't usually this late. 337 00:11:55,115 --> 00:11:56,383 - Well, if it'll put your mind at ease, 338 00:11:56,416 --> 00:11:58,118 I'll call the morgue. 339 00:11:58,118 --> 00:11:59,419 (audience laughing loudly) 340 00:11:59,452 --> 00:12:01,087 - No thanks, Monroe. 341 00:12:03,423 --> 00:12:05,825 Would you like some dinner? 342 00:12:05,859 --> 00:12:06,960 - Oh, no. Thanks. 343 00:12:07,060 --> 00:12:08,595 I don't want you to think that. 344 00:12:08,628 --> 00:12:10,063 I came up here just around dinner time 345 00:12:10,063 --> 00:12:11,564 to mooch a meal. Besides already ate. 346 00:12:12,599 --> 00:12:13,733 What do you got? 347 00:12:13,767 --> 00:12:15,435 (audience laughing) 348 00:12:15,468 --> 00:12:16,102 - Pot roast. 349 00:12:16,136 --> 00:12:17,103 - I'd love some. 350 00:12:17,137 --> 00:12:19,072 (audience laughing) 351 00:12:19,072 --> 00:12:21,408 - This is the second time in two days 352 00:12:21,441 --> 00:12:23,610 you've been here to see Henry. 353 00:12:23,643 --> 00:12:25,078 What's on your mind? 354 00:12:25,078 --> 00:12:27,080 - Well, it has to do with that fellow 355 00:12:27,080 --> 00:12:29,082 Jackie's been dating. 356 00:12:29,115 --> 00:12:30,417 - Oh. 357 00:12:30,450 --> 00:12:31,651 - Alex Stewart. What about him? 358 00:12:32,952 --> 00:12:34,554 - Well, brace yourself, Mrs. Rush. 359 00:12:34,587 --> 00:12:37,557 But Alex Stewart is a married man. 360 00:12:38,658 --> 00:12:40,627 - We already know that Monroe. 361 00:12:41,695 --> 00:12:43,163 How do you know Alex Stewart? 362 00:12:43,196 --> 00:12:45,098 - I work for him and his wife. 363 00:12:45,098 --> 00:12:46,866 I walk their dog. 364 00:12:46,900 --> 00:12:49,102 You see, they have this apartment and they both work. 365 00:12:49,135 --> 00:12:50,637 So every afternoon after school, 366 00:12:50,670 --> 00:12:53,106 I come by and take Niagra out for a walk. 367 00:12:53,106 --> 00:12:55,575 - That's the dog's name? Niagara? 368 00:12:55,608 --> 00:12:57,477 - Well, what else would you call a Great Dane 369 00:12:57,510 --> 00:13:00,613 that's been locked up in an apartment for eight hours? 370 00:13:00,647 --> 00:13:02,382 (audience laughing hysterically) 371 00:13:02,415 --> 00:13:03,083 Got any ketchup? 372 00:13:05,051 --> 00:13:06,920 - Thank you for your concern, Monroe. 373 00:13:06,953 --> 00:13:08,555 We're concerned too. 374 00:13:08,588 --> 00:13:11,658 But actually, Alex isn't married at the moment. 375 00:13:11,691 --> 00:13:13,059 He's separated. 376 00:13:14,661 --> 00:13:17,964 - So that's why his wife hired me to follow him. 377 00:13:18,064 --> 00:13:19,799 - She had you follow him? 378 00:13:19,833 --> 00:13:22,068 - The other afternoon when he left his office. 379 00:13:22,068 --> 00:13:23,837 I had a terrible time following him. 380 00:13:23,870 --> 00:13:26,406 The dog kept falling off my bicycle. 381 00:13:26,439 --> 00:13:27,907 (audience laughing loudly) 382 00:13:27,941 --> 00:13:29,609 - Where'd did he go? 383 00:13:29,642 --> 00:13:31,478 - Well, here. 384 00:13:31,511 --> 00:13:33,513 I figured he was a friend of Mr. Rush and came to visit him. 385 00:13:33,546 --> 00:13:38,084 - Ah, so it was you who gave his wife this address? 386 00:13:38,118 --> 00:13:40,186 - Well, I didn't know it was Jackie he was seeing. 387 00:13:40,220 --> 00:13:41,821 I would've never betrayed her. 388 00:13:41,855 --> 00:13:43,456 You people have been like family to me. 389 00:13:43,490 --> 00:13:44,591 Could I get some more pot roast, please? 390 00:13:44,624 --> 00:13:45,992 (audience laughing loudly) 391 00:13:46,092 --> 00:13:47,927 - No. I have to save some for Henry. 392 00:13:49,462 --> 00:13:50,730 He's going to need all his strength 393 00:13:50,764 --> 00:13:51,965 when he gets home to kill you. 394 00:13:51,998 --> 00:13:53,400 - But Mrs. Rush, 395 00:13:53,433 --> 00:13:54,467 as soon as I found out it was, 396 00:13:54,501 --> 00:13:55,869 Jackie he was seeing, 397 00:13:55,902 --> 00:13:57,137 I came over to tell you that he was married, 398 00:13:57,170 --> 00:13:58,972 but nobody would listen to me. 399 00:13:59,005 --> 00:14:00,940 (audience laughing loudly) 400 00:14:01,041 --> 00:14:02,042 [Henry] Muriel, I'm home! 401 00:14:02,075 --> 00:14:03,043 (plate clanks) 402 00:14:03,076 --> 00:14:04,377 - He's here! He's here! 403 00:14:04,411 --> 00:14:05,812 Hide me! You've gotta hide me! 404 00:14:05,845 --> 00:14:07,447 Oh, we should live on the first floor. 405 00:14:07,480 --> 00:14:08,815 It'd be so much easier jumping out the window. 406 00:14:08,848 --> 00:14:11,484 - No, no, no, no! Calm yourself. 407 00:14:11,518 --> 00:14:12,786 Nothing's going to happen. 408 00:14:16,823 --> 00:14:18,658 - Oh, Henry. I was getting worried about you. 409 00:14:18,692 --> 00:14:20,093 (lips smack) 410 00:14:20,126 --> 00:14:21,594 - Well, the meeting took longer than I thought. 411 00:14:21,628 --> 00:14:22,696 What's for dinner? 412 00:14:22,729 --> 00:14:24,464 - Pot roast and Monroe. 413 00:14:24,497 --> 00:14:25,865 (audience laughing lowly) 414 00:14:25,899 --> 00:14:28,101 - That's a lousy combination, 'Riel. 415 00:14:28,134 --> 00:14:29,836 You know they both give me heartburn. 416 00:14:29,869 --> 00:14:31,471 (audience laughing) 417 00:14:31,504 --> 00:14:33,406 - So who did you meet with this afternoon? 418 00:14:33,440 --> 00:14:34,808 (Muriel gasps loudly) 419 00:14:34,841 --> 00:14:35,742 Oh no. 420 00:14:35,775 --> 00:14:37,410 - What's wrong? 421 00:14:37,444 --> 00:14:38,812 - Monroe! He was so afraid to face you, 422 00:14:38,845 --> 00:14:39,946 he threatened to jump out the window. 423 00:14:39,979 --> 00:14:40,814 - Crazy kid! He'll kill himself! 424 00:14:40,847 --> 00:14:41,815 - Monroe! 425 00:14:41,848 --> 00:14:43,183 [Henry] Where are you? 426 00:14:43,216 --> 00:14:44,517 [Muriel] Monroe?! 427 00:14:44,551 --> 00:14:45,518 (audience laughing) 428 00:14:45,552 --> 00:14:46,486 - [Henry] Monroe?! 429 00:14:46,519 --> 00:14:47,153 (loud thump) 430 00:14:47,187 --> 00:14:48,421 - Bye Mrs. Rush! 431 00:14:48,455 --> 00:14:50,390 (audience laughing) 432 00:14:50,423 --> 00:14:51,991 (door slamming) 433 00:14:52,092 --> 00:14:53,893 - Promises. Promises. 434 00:14:54,828 --> 00:14:56,429 (Muriel sighs loudly) 435 00:14:56,463 --> 00:14:58,131 - So who did you meet with this afternoon? 436 00:14:58,164 --> 00:15:00,033 - Alex Stewart. 437 00:15:00,033 --> 00:15:03,036 - You met with Alex Stewart. Why didn't you tell me? 438 00:15:03,036 --> 00:15:05,038 - Well, I wanted to go down and tell him off 439 00:15:05,038 --> 00:15:06,573 and set him straight 440 00:15:06,606 --> 00:15:08,408 and I didn't want you to try to stop me. 441 00:15:08,441 --> 00:15:09,809 - I would've driven you there. 442 00:15:09,843 --> 00:15:10,810 (audience laughing) 443 00:15:10,844 --> 00:15:11,811 - How'd it go? 444 00:15:11,845 --> 00:15:13,413 - Very well. Very well. 445 00:15:13,446 --> 00:15:14,514 - Is he going to stop seeing Jackie? 446 00:15:14,547 --> 00:15:15,782 - Why should he? 447 00:15:15,815 --> 00:15:17,684 - Why should he? 448 00:15:17,717 --> 00:15:19,619 - Yeah, he's a hell of a nice guy, Muriel. You'd like him. 449 00:15:19,652 --> 00:15:20,787 (audience laughing) 450 00:15:20,820 --> 00:15:23,623 - Am I in the wrong house? 451 00:15:23,656 --> 00:15:25,058 You went down to set him straight. 452 00:15:25,058 --> 00:15:27,460 You come home all buddy, buddy. 453 00:15:27,494 --> 00:15:29,729 What did he do? Hypnotize you? 454 00:15:29,763 --> 00:15:32,632 - No, but he gave me a very hot tip on an aluminum stock. 455 00:15:32,665 --> 00:15:34,167 (audience laughing) 456 00:15:34,200 --> 00:15:35,902 - And that's all he had to do? 457 00:15:35,935 --> 00:15:37,604 (Henry giggling) 458 00:15:37,637 --> 00:15:41,174 He's very charming, very warm, sincere. 459 00:15:41,207 --> 00:15:43,910 We got a few drinks and a nice talk. 460 00:15:43,943 --> 00:15:46,613 And I suddenly realized that... 461 00:15:46,646 --> 00:15:49,883 He just happened to be in a lousy place in his life. 462 00:15:49,916 --> 00:15:51,818 Got any ketchup? 463 00:15:51,851 --> 00:15:55,088 - He happens to be in a lousy place in our daughter's life! 464 00:15:56,589 --> 00:15:57,957 - You're angry with me 'cause I like him? 465 00:15:57,991 --> 00:15:59,559 - Yes! 466 00:15:59,592 --> 00:16:01,394 None of this would have happened 467 00:16:01,428 --> 00:16:03,863 if you'd met in his office, instead of a bar. 468 00:16:03,897 --> 00:16:06,599 Why is it that men always talk things over in a bar? 469 00:16:06,633 --> 00:16:07,734 (cutlery clinking) 470 00:16:07,767 --> 00:16:09,369 Why don't they do what women do? 471 00:16:09,402 --> 00:16:10,503 Talk things over in a ladies room. 472 00:16:10,537 --> 00:16:12,405 (audience laughing) 473 00:16:12,439 --> 00:16:14,708 - Oh, we tried to do that, but they wouldn't let us in. 474 00:16:14,741 --> 00:16:17,110 (audience laughing) 475 00:16:17,143 --> 00:16:18,678 - Funny. 476 00:16:18,712 --> 00:16:21,081 And what about Jackie getting hurt? 477 00:16:21,114 --> 00:16:22,682 - Muriel, 478 00:16:22,716 --> 00:16:24,417 you're the one that keeps telling us 479 00:16:24,451 --> 00:16:25,452 to stop running interference in their lives 480 00:16:25,485 --> 00:16:26,486 so they'll learn? 481 00:16:28,488 --> 00:16:30,390 - How dare you throw my own words 482 00:16:30,423 --> 00:16:31,591 back at me at a time at like this? 483 00:16:31,624 --> 00:16:33,293 - A time like what? 484 00:16:33,326 --> 00:16:34,627 - When I'm losing! 485 00:16:34,661 --> 00:16:37,664 (audience laughing) 486 00:16:38,665 --> 00:16:40,533 (door bell rings) 487 00:16:40,567 --> 00:16:43,303 - Well, Sarah, would you get that? It's probably Alex. 488 00:16:45,872 --> 00:16:48,241 (door opens) 489 00:16:48,274 --> 00:16:49,609 - Oh no. Not again! 490 00:16:49,642 --> 00:16:51,411 - Please. I'm not going to cause a scene. 491 00:16:51,444 --> 00:16:53,747 I'm like to apologize for the other day. 492 00:16:53,780 --> 00:16:55,081 - Fine! 493 00:16:55,115 --> 00:16:56,516 - Sarah, is your sister in? 494 00:16:56,549 --> 00:16:57,517 (door creaking) 495 00:16:57,550 --> 00:16:58,518 I'd like to talk to her. 496 00:16:58,551 --> 00:16:59,386 (foot steps approaching) 497 00:16:59,419 --> 00:17:00,120 - Is that Alex? 498 00:17:03,123 --> 00:17:05,091 You're Alex's wife? 499 00:17:05,125 --> 00:17:08,461 - And you're not what I expected. 500 00:17:08,495 --> 00:17:12,232 What I mean is you look like a nice young girl, 501 00:17:12,265 --> 00:17:16,202 not the type who would take up with another woman's husband. 502 00:17:16,236 --> 00:17:18,171 - He was available. You gave him up. 503 00:17:18,204 --> 00:17:19,773 - Yes, but without you, 504 00:17:19,806 --> 00:17:21,341 we might've put our marriage back together again. 505 00:17:21,374 --> 00:17:23,410 - Sarah, I've been thinking things over... 506 00:17:25,111 --> 00:17:26,680 Oh no, she's still here? 507 00:17:26,713 --> 00:17:29,683 (audience laughing) 508 00:17:29,716 --> 00:17:32,052 - Oh Wayne! Don't go! We can study in the hall. 509 00:17:35,655 --> 00:17:37,190 - Look, I know you're expecting Alex. 510 00:17:37,223 --> 00:17:38,358 So I'll make this brief. 511 00:17:39,693 --> 00:17:41,327 Did he ever tell you why I left him? 512 00:17:41,361 --> 00:17:42,495 - Look, you really don't have to explain... 513 00:17:42,529 --> 00:17:44,064 - We were college sweethearts 514 00:17:44,097 --> 00:17:46,800 and we got married right after graduation. 515 00:17:46,833 --> 00:17:49,469 Neither of us had ever dated very much. 516 00:17:50,537 --> 00:17:52,138 And then a few months ago, 517 00:17:52,172 --> 00:17:53,807 I thought I saw signs of restlessness in Alex. 518 00:17:53,840 --> 00:17:56,409 As though he were wondering what he'd missed out on. 519 00:17:57,344 --> 00:17:58,211 I was wrong. 520 00:17:59,813 --> 00:18:02,482 It wasn't him who was wondering what was going on out there. 521 00:18:03,683 --> 00:18:04,551 It was me. 522 00:18:08,288 --> 00:18:09,656 Well, I found out there was nothing out there, 523 00:18:09,689 --> 00:18:11,191 but loneliness. 524 00:18:12,325 --> 00:18:13,226 Now it's too late. 525 00:18:16,830 --> 00:18:17,864 - You know something? 526 00:18:19,432 --> 00:18:21,101 You're not what I expected either. 527 00:18:22,469 --> 00:18:24,571 - Yeah, well. We all make mistakes, 528 00:18:26,139 --> 00:18:28,208 but it looks like I made the biggest. 529 00:18:28,241 --> 00:18:29,576 Today is my birthday. 530 00:18:30,643 --> 00:18:32,612 And do you know what Alex did? 531 00:18:32,645 --> 00:18:34,481 We have been separated for over a month, 532 00:18:34,514 --> 00:18:36,116 but he remembered. 533 00:18:37,183 --> 00:18:39,119 He gave me this bracelet. 534 00:18:39,152 --> 00:18:40,687 (audience making sad sounds) 535 00:18:40,720 --> 00:18:41,721 Isn't it beautiful? 536 00:18:43,256 --> 00:18:44,758 He's never given me diamonds before. 537 00:18:47,694 --> 00:18:49,529 I guess it's also a goodbye present. 538 00:18:51,631 --> 00:18:52,499 Anyhow. 539 00:18:53,633 --> 00:18:55,568 I do hope you'll make Alex happy. 540 00:18:57,137 --> 00:18:57,804 He deserves it. 541 00:19:01,241 --> 00:19:02,676 - What's the matter with you? 542 00:19:03,777 --> 00:19:05,812 How can you give up so easily? 543 00:19:05,845 --> 00:19:07,447 Why aren't you fighting for him? 544 00:19:07,480 --> 00:19:08,581 - What? 545 00:19:08,615 --> 00:19:10,417 (Jackie sighing) 546 00:19:10,450 --> 00:19:12,519 - Let me tell you something. 547 00:19:12,552 --> 00:19:14,554 I've been dating since I was 17. 548 00:19:14,587 --> 00:19:16,790 And maybe it sounds corny, 549 00:19:16,823 --> 00:19:19,426 but all this time I've been looking for Mr. Right? 550 00:19:20,827 --> 00:19:23,463 Do you have any idea how hard it is to find him? 551 00:19:23,496 --> 00:19:25,465 Talk about your endangered species. 552 00:19:25,498 --> 00:19:26,466 (audience laughing) 553 00:19:26,499 --> 00:19:28,268 Mr. Right is the list! 554 00:19:28,301 --> 00:19:29,703 - But then you met Alex? 555 00:19:30,837 --> 00:19:34,674 - And what did I have? Mr. Maybe. 556 00:19:34,708 --> 00:19:39,279 A man who's sweet and kind and thoughtful. 557 00:19:39,312 --> 00:19:41,648 A man who's was still in love with his wife. 558 00:19:41,681 --> 00:19:43,249 - Oh, do you really think so? 559 00:19:45,452 --> 00:19:46,319 - I know so. 560 00:19:48,788 --> 00:19:51,458 You found Mr. Right and you'd better hold on to him. 561 00:19:53,126 --> 00:19:55,528 (telephone ringing) 562 00:19:55,562 --> 00:19:56,429 Hello? 563 00:19:59,766 --> 00:20:01,101 That's all right, Alex. 564 00:20:02,168 --> 00:20:03,336 I figured you were tied up. 565 00:20:05,538 --> 00:20:06,439 Listen... 566 00:20:08,108 --> 00:20:09,743 Before you say anything else... 567 00:20:12,312 --> 00:20:14,447 There's someone here I think you should talk to. 568 00:20:25,258 --> 00:20:26,126 - Hello, Alex. 569 00:20:27,127 --> 00:20:27,794 It's me. 570 00:20:29,529 --> 00:20:31,865 Oh honey. It's not important What I'm doing here. 571 00:20:33,199 --> 00:20:35,101 Oh, I have to see you. 572 00:20:36,736 --> 00:20:39,305 - [Veronica] There are so many things I want to say to you. 573 00:20:39,339 --> 00:20:40,273 - Happy birthday. 574 00:20:44,744 --> 00:20:45,645 - Hi. 575 00:20:45,679 --> 00:20:46,646 - Hi. 576 00:20:46,680 --> 00:20:48,248 - You still here? 577 00:20:48,281 --> 00:20:49,249 I thought you had a date with Alex tonight? 578 00:20:49,282 --> 00:20:51,184 (Jackie sighing) 579 00:20:51,217 --> 00:20:52,652 - That's all over. 580 00:20:52,686 --> 00:20:54,487 - Oh, I'm sorry to hear that. 581 00:20:56,523 --> 00:20:57,390 But... 582 00:20:58,258 --> 00:20:58,925 I'm glad. 583 00:21:00,727 --> 00:21:01,828 I think it's all for the best. 584 00:21:01,861 --> 00:21:04,931 (Jackie quivering) 585 00:21:04,964 --> 00:21:06,833 - I guess I knew that all along. 586 00:21:06,866 --> 00:21:07,701 (Jackie crying) 587 00:21:07,734 --> 00:21:08,601 - Oh, Jackie. 588 00:21:10,437 --> 00:21:13,840 Jackie I'd hoped that when a right man did come along, 589 00:21:13,873 --> 00:21:15,709 you'd want to build a life together. 590 00:21:17,544 --> 00:21:20,780 That he'll be someone as new to the experience as you are. 591 00:21:23,316 --> 00:21:24,551 - It's not easy, Dad. 592 00:21:26,353 --> 00:21:29,389 Most of the men I meet are either separated or divorced. 593 00:21:29,422 --> 00:21:31,691 And the ones aren't, the younger ones, 594 00:21:31,725 --> 00:21:34,294 they're afraid to commit to a relationship. 595 00:21:38,231 --> 00:21:39,899 How'd mom get so lucky? 596 00:21:39,933 --> 00:21:41,735 (Henry snickering) 597 00:21:41,768 --> 00:21:44,237 - Don't worry honey. You'll find it. 598 00:21:44,270 --> 00:21:45,672 (knocking on the door) 599 00:21:45,705 --> 00:21:47,507 There's there's somebody out there 600 00:21:47,540 --> 00:21:50,577 that's just right for you. 601 00:21:50,610 --> 00:21:51,778 I know it. 602 00:21:51,811 --> 00:21:53,213 (door opening) 603 00:21:53,246 --> 00:21:54,214 - Hi everyone! 604 00:21:54,247 --> 00:21:55,382 (audience laughing) 605 00:21:55,415 --> 00:21:57,183 - But that's not him. 606 00:21:57,217 --> 00:22:00,387 (audience laugh loudly) 607 00:22:00,420 --> 00:22:03,323 (audience clapping) 608 00:22:03,356 --> 00:22:05,759 (jazzy upbeat trumpet music)